Rihanna Can Get Wet Under My Umbrella.. Ella.. Ella

Gotta love the new trend of celebrity cell phone leaked pictures. Here we have Rihanna, who isn't necessarily a movie hottie - because I can promise you the movie Battleship is going to BLOW monster moose balls - but she's still a high profile celebrity.

She says she found love in an awkward place? After seeing this picture, that awkward place is behind my pants zipper. Hey Ri-Ri, if you care to venture - I'll be sure to yell, "Oh na na, what's my name?" Don't be scared girl. I'm not gonna bite. But even if I did, it sure is a hell of a lot better than what Chris Brown did. I'm not into hitting girl, but I will tear that ass up!

So the next time you feel like sexting someone - holla at your boy.