Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Rihanna Can Get Wet Under My Umbrella.. Ella.. Ella

Gotta love the new trend of celebrity cell phone leaked pictures. Here we have Rihanna, who isn't necessarily a movie hottie - because I can promise you the movie Battleship is going to BLOW monster moose balls - but she's still a high profile celebrity.

She says she found love in an awkward place? After seeing this picture, that awkward place is behind my pants zipper. Hey Ri-Ri, if you care to venture - I'll be sure to yell, "Oh na na, what's my name?" Don't be scared girl. I'm not gonna bite. But even if I did, it sure is a hell of a lot better than what Chris Brown did. I'm not into hitting girl, but I will tear that ass up!

So the next time you feel like sexting someone - holla at your boy.

Demi Moore's PYT (Pretty Young Tits)

I had no idea that Demi Moore posed topless for Oui Magazine. Now I don't follow the magazine, so I don't know what the theme is - but something tells me that these nasty motherfuckers are into young girls like Roman Polanski. I'm not into that shit at all and if it wasn't a picture of Demi Moore then I wouldn't have posted this pic because it is somewhat disturbing as you tend to question her age before pulling your meat stick out to beat it. So enjoy the not-so-fully-developed Demi Moore with her perky nipples - but be sure to move on to something more age appropriate to get your stroke on!