Sarah Silverman Even Looks Hot on Squatting On The Pot

Rihanna Can Get Wet Under My Umbrella.. Ella.. Ella

Gotta love the new trend of celebrity cell phone leaked pictures. Here we have Rihanna, who isn't necessarily a movie hottie - because I can promise you the movie Battleship is going to BLOW monster moose balls - but she's still a high profile celebrity.

She says she found love in an awkward place? After seeing this picture, that awkward place is behind my pants zipper. Hey Ri-Ri, if you care to venture - I'll be sure to yell, "Oh na na, what's my name?" Don't be scared girl. I'm not gonna bite. But even if I did, it sure is a hell of a lot better than what Chris Brown did. I'm not into hitting girl, but I will tear that ass up!

So the next time you feel like sexting someone - holla at your boy.

Demi Moore's PYT (Pretty Young Tits)

I had no idea that Demi Moore posed topless for Oui Magazine. Now I don't follow the magazine, so I don't know what the theme is - but something tells me that these nasty motherfuckers are into young girls like Roman Polanski. I'm not into that shit at all and if it wasn't a picture of Demi Moore then I wouldn't have posted this pic because it is somewhat disturbing as you tend to question her age before pulling your meat stick out to beat it. So enjoy the not-so-fully-developed Demi Moore with her perky nipples - but be sure to move on to something more age appropriate to get your stroke on!

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